SHOP TEMPORARILY CLOSED

Howdy, folks! Update time.

Since the birth of Watchtower Database merch, we’ve hosted our store on Teespring. As of late, however, that website has been experiencing unexplained delays in shipping said merch out to you, the fans. Folks are getting their stuff sometimes months late, and sometimes not at all, resulting in refunds. Teespring has yet to comment on the reason for any of this, but when taking other problems with their platform into account (ex. our latest payout also took months to get to us), it seems clear that their website is headed for its end.

So, to best serve everyone, we’ve temporarily closed up shop.

But fret not! We will be figuring out a new online store as quickly as possible. It may take us some time, as the videos and podcast take priority over all else, and life always gets in the way. But the store shall return!

In the meantime, stay crispy skeleton boys, keep watching the Watchtower, and consider supporting us on Patreon, linked below!